If you so choose to follow Keith's methods, here is the actual read between the lines description to his remorseful lessons learned posting
Keith's Suggestions
Keith’s top Ten Commandments of Treasure Hunting – between the lines for running your scam.
1. Avoid joining a popular forum where people may actually know that you’re full of BS.
2. Be very careful you do not actually meet anyone who may know more than yourself and above all know that you’re running a scam. Do not under any circumstances ever talk with anyone smarter than yourself.
3. Do not believe people who know more about the subject, especially those who have actually found non-google information. While as truthful as the information is, it will only cause holes to form in your scam.
4. Always read other people’s work, then claim that work for your own so that you sound credible to the non-popular forums as per instruction #1. BS trumps the brains, remember that.
5. Always use multiple identifications on various forums so that you can link back to what you wrote and claim as valid. Remember, people don’t actually think and you can BS them with trickery links which only link back to your work anyways. This is also a popular method to trick people into thinking you’re famous.
6. If you have zero ability to articulate even the simplest of thoughts, employ a ghost writer friend so that you do not appears as a total idiot.
7. Don’t worry about having to defend your posts. When those who know more actually prove you’re running a scam and full of shit, just move on to a different forum.
8. Avoid letting anyone in on your scam, they will know it to be a scam and then you’re screwed.
9. Don’t attempt to BS your way through a forum of subject matter experts, refer to instruction #1.
10. Create multiple personalities and employ yourself a ghost writer, just watch out for those pesky forums that monitor IP addresses as they will surely know the different user names are coming from the same IP address.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
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That's hilarious! A much better job than Thief himself did.
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